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    17 Questions I Have For People Who Like Cilantro

    Cilantro soup is just plain unacceptable.

    1. First of all, why would you want to ruin a perfectly good taco with cilantro?

    2. And why would you EVER want to have it on a sandwich or in a burrito?

    3. You do realize the worst thing you can do to guacamole is add cilantro, right?

    4. Like, do you not notice how OFFENSIVE this flavor is?!

    5. Why would you ever actually pay for something so yucky?

    6. Does the smallest bit of cilantro not make you feel sick to your stomach?

    7. At the very least, don't you want to shove that garbage AWAY from the good food?

    8. I mean, how could you eat even one small piece of coriander garnish?

    9. Why do you not get pissed off when that giant, stringy mess shows up unexpectedly on your food...

    10., just COMPLETELY unannounced?

    11. And then, how do you not pick off EVERY SINGLE PIECE of cilantro from your meal?

    12. Why wouldn't you make an attempt to throw out all the cilantro in the world?

    13. Do you not taste the nasty AF, soapy flavor?

    14. Why on earth would you think ~fresh~ cilantro would taste any better? Because, spoiler alert, it doesn't.

    15. Do you not think this much cilantro is just regoddamndiculous?

    16. How about this?

    Is this image not DEEPLY troubling to you?

    17. And finally, what in the actual fuck is this?!