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First of all, why would you want to ruin a perfectly good taco with cilantro?
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And why would you EVER want to have it on a sandwich or in a burrito?
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You do realize the worst thing you can do to guacamole is add cilantro, right?
4.
Like, do you not notice how OFFENSIVE this flavor is?!
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Why would you ever actually pay for something so yucky?
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Does the smallest bit of cilantro not make you feel sick to your stomach?
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At the very least, don't you want to shove that garbage AWAY from the good food?
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I mean, how could you eat even one small piece of coriander garnish?
9.
Why do you not get pissed off when that giant, stringy mess shows up unexpectedly on your food...
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...like, just COMPLETELY unannounced?
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And then, how do you not pick off EVERY SINGLE PIECE of cilantro from your meal?
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Why wouldn't you make an attempt to throw out all the cilantro in the world?
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Do you not taste the nasty AF, soapy flavor?
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Why on earth would you think ~fresh~ cilantro would taste any better? Because, spoiler alert, it doesn't.
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Do you not think this much cilantro is just regoddamndiculous?
Is this image not DEEPLY troubling to you?
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And finally, what in the actual fuck is this?!
