1.
This lazy cat who's like, "Nah. Fuck you, dog, this is MY bed."
2.
This roaming cat who's like, "Forecast says: my butthole for days."
3.
This jerk cat who's like, "This is what regret tastes like, youngling."
4.
This Scrooge cat who's like, "Away in a manger no crib for his bed...because I TOOK IT."
5.
This car-riding cat who's like, "It's safest if I sleep between your back and the car seat, trust me."
6.
This cat who's like, "Oh, nice job with the jigsaw puzzle, let me help you with that."
7.
This cat who's like, "I just want to say 'thank you' for this amazing toy."
8.
This chill cat who's like, "Just, just shut your mouth."
9.
This BFF cat who's like, "OMG, I'm SUCH a good friend."
10.
This toll-collecting cat who's like, "The price to pass is one swat to your ass, dog!"
11.
This pizza-loving cat who's like, "I'm helping you stick to your New Year's resolution... P.S. Look how sad the dog is, MUAHAHA."
12.
This lazy cat who's like, "Today is MY laundry day, fuck off."
13.
This cat who's like, "You can go ahead and add toilet paper to your grocery shopping list, thanks."
14.
This bookworm of a cat who's like, "What do you mean you lost your place?"
15.
This hungry cat who's like, "I'll have juuuuuuuuust this one."
16.
This sneaky cat who's like, "How many times do I have to explain that these are not your slippers, they are my toys."
17.
And finally, this cat who was like, "Whoops, almost forgot I'm actually evil!"
