1.
This boyfriend who insisted that he DID NOT have it:
2.
This boyfriend who thought this would be funny, but is going to have a very displeased girlfriend in about 15–20 minutes:
3.
This boyfriend who tried to pose for a cute photo, but OH BOY did it backfire:
4.
This boyfriend who made a small mess much, much bigger:
5.
This boyfriend who heard *A* penguin not *THE* Penguin:
6.
This boyfriend who tried to fry eggs and bacon not on a pan, but on a stone baking dish:
7.
This boyfriend who did not return the favor of taking a nice photo:
8.
This boyfriend who was overly confident in his tea-making skills:
9.
And this boyfriend who attempted to make his first pot of coffee:
10.
This boyfriend who coincidentally got the same Valentine's Day card for his partner, but added QUITE a different message:
11.
This girl's boyfriend, who attempted to do her makeup:
12.
And this boyfriend who got TOO creative when sharpening his girl's makeup:
13.
This boyfriend who was asked to make a potluck dish:
14.
This boyfriend's fridge that is clean...a little TOO clean, and lacking in, oh, I don't know, food:
15.
This boyfriend who was supposed to give the dog JUST a trim:
16.
This boyfriend who was allowed to pick the shower curtain: