1.
When it feels like your uterus is just repeatedly punching itself:
2.
When you fart and it bubbles:
3.
Or when you sneeze and it feels like your pad just overflowed:
4.
When you just feel chubby and angry in general:
5.
When you see CHUNKS of blood float towards the drain during a shower:
6.
When you start crying for literally no reason:
7.
When your period is a day late and you immediately think, “AM I PREGNANT?”
8.
…even if you’re not sexually active.
9.
When someone in the bathroom asks if you have a spare tampon:
10.
When your cramps turn the dial up to "11":
11.
When you think your period has ended, so you don't wear a tampon/pad and then it COMES BACK WITH A VENGEANCE:
12.
When you accidentally clog the toilet because you had to use almost an entire roll of toilet paper to clean yourself:
13.
When you take a small bag with you to the bathroom and someone is like, "Why are you carrying that?":
14.
When you have to wash the blood out from your sheets:
15.
And finally, when – for the life of you – you just can't find that damn tampon string:
