5 Cartoon Characters Who Jump Started My Sexual Awakening

RE: BUZZFEED APPLICATION Two dimensional on screen; three dimensional in my heart...

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Gerald Johanssen

Hey Arnold's best friend and the sporter of the highest of high top fades, Gerald showed me what suave was before I even knew my times tables. He captivated me with his soulful retelling of neighborhood myths. When he lost his tonsils (read: went through puberty) his voice took a turn for the better and he solidified his status as coolest kid at PS 118.

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Cornelius Fillmore

Fillmore was a hall monitor with a checkered past, a bad boy with a heart of gold. He fought school yard crime with the ease of a seasoned officer four times his age. The cold hard truth is that it is nearly impossible for a young lady on the precipice to resist a man in uniform.

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Wade

This may come as a shock to you but smart is the new hot and Wade was a genius which makes him more than capable of igniting my pre-pubescent flame. Wade rarely left his bedroom and is severely lacking in the last name department but I'd say the good outweighs the bad.

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Darren Patterson

Darren's loving friendship with Ginger Foutley was responsible for sailing my first ship. When he got the headgear removed all bets were off! Even though he cheated on Ginger, I am still firmly of the opinion that an ugly duckling is always the best product in the man department.

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Vince LaSalle

Vince was athletic. Vince was competitive and a leader. Vince had an eclectic group of friends. Basically Vince was basic and I fell for it. Hey Vincent is that lean in your cup?