How To Go From Acquaintances To Hooking Up

Giving it the old college try

Step 1) Notice the person you think is cute

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Step 2) Casually ask your mutual friend about them

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GIRLS: Tell your mutual friend that you think the person is cute

GUYS: Tell your mutual friend that you think the person is bangable

Step 3) Wait a week, then friend the person on Facebook

Step 4) When at a bar party, make contact

GIRLS: Bat your eyelashes and then go to the bathroom because you're playing hard to get

GUYS: Start dancing in their vicinity

Step 5) Make more contact

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GIRLS: Start dancing increasingly seductively and pretend you're not trying to get the person to come dance all up on you – you're just a fun loving girl

GUYS: Start dancing all up on her

Step 6) Start making out

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GIRLS: Turn around

GUYS: Go in for the kill

Step 7) Exchange particulars

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GIRLS: Pretend that you're a good girl who doesn't give out numbers voluntarily

GUYS: Ask for her number, because she most likely wants you to ask for her number

And there you go – you have made contact, you have touched mouths, you even have exchanged numbers! What are you waiting for?