Kid: My phone sucks…the battery only lasts for a day.
Barber: What do YOU know about batteries?...you kids got your 'fancy' batteries…that damn lithium ion business.
Barber:When I was growing up we had REAL batteries!
Barber 2: ** in the background** Yeah, Reeeal SON!
Barber: You had to carry a pocket full of them just to keep your Sony Walkman going just for a couple of hours.
Barber:We used to rewind the tapes with pencils to save the battery life! Don't talk about batteries here son, YOU don't know REAL batteries...
Barber:When our batteries died we put them in the fridge just to bring them back for one more track!
Kid:"Whatever gramps...WTF's a Walkman?"