Best Facebook Ad- Potentially Cursed Engagement Ring

Potentially cursed engagement ring (or whatever ring) for SALE, along with the antique box that it rode in on. ATTENTION : Gentleman, you have nothing to worry about. This little box can hide all your manipulations, sabotage, and delusions. BONUS, it comes with a ring that you can use to swoon a girl into an entire engagement of lost dreams. Who cares you've been twice married before and you have more issues than Vogue. THIS ring will blind a woman to ALL of that. So much blindness that no matter WHO attempts for years to convince her that there isn't enough therapy in the world to help you, she will still smile and love you more than Biggest Loser contestants love high fructose corn syrup. More than serial killers love conversion vans. More than rehabs love Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes. Hell, she might even change your entire life by getting you the absolute hook up in a major industry that promises a life of financial stability and freedom. It truly has powers that only YOU can unlock by this purchase. WARNING: ladies. I cannot promise that this ring is for you, or will bring anything of value to your life. This ring could end up being responsible for over $40,000 lost within a year. Or curse your financial stability with an additional $40,000 in debt. On a positive note, should this ring bring such troubles....you an find a bankruptcy lawyer to handle the damage after all the demons in the ring box have been released and spewed throughout your once normal life.You could very well be subjected to taking in 3 children, raise them like your own, be entirely responsible for every ounce of the relationship, the money, and the future. If that isn't enough of a curse, you could add in some animals that no one likes and that ruin your house. This, of course, is not an account of my own personal experience. The ring and box just give that kind of energy to me. I feel it is my sole duty as a seller to disclose the aura which this little beautiful set gives off. I would say that I would take a dollar for it. However, in case this ring has already cursed me by being in my possession, .... I will need the $600 I am asking for it to pay a bankruptcy lawyer. Handmade solid 14k Rose Gold, 2.7k Swiss Blue topaz, Size 8. Cross listed.

Potentially cursed engagement ring (or whatever ring) for SALE, along with the antique box that it rode in on. ATTENTION : Gentleman, you have nothing to worry about. This little box can hide all your manipulations, sabotage, and delusions. BONUS, it comes with a ring that you can use to swoon a girl into an entire engagement of lost dreams. Who cares you've been twice married before and you have more issues than Vogue. THIS ring will blind a woman to ALL of that. So much blindness that no matter WHO attempts for years to convince her that there isn't enough therapy in the world to help you, she will still smile and love you more than Biggest Loser contestants love high fructose corn syrup. More than serial killers love conversion vans. More than rehabs love Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes. Hell, she might even change your entire life by getting you the absolute hook up in a major industry that promises a life of financial stability and freedom. It truly has powers that only YOU can unlock by this purchase. WARNING: ladies. I cannot promise that this ring is for you, or will bring anything of value to your life. This ring could end up being responsible for over $40,000 lost within a year. Or curse your financial stability with an additional $40,000 in debt. On a positive note, should this ring bring such troubles....you an find a bankruptcy lawyer to handle the damage after all the demons in the ring box have been released and spewed throughout your once normal life.You could very well be subjected to taking in 3 children, raise them like your own, be entirely responsible for every ounce of the relationship, the money, and the future. If that isn't enough of a curse, you could add in some animals that no one likes and that ruin your house. This, of course, is not an account of my own personal experience. The ring and box just give that kind of energy to me. I feel it is my sole duty as a seller to disclose the aura which this little beautiful set gives off. I would say that I would take a dollar for it. However, in case this ring has already cursed me by being in my possession, .... I will need the $600 I am asking for it to pay a bankruptcy lawyer. Handmade solid 14k Rose Gold, 2.7k Swiss Blue topaz, Size 8. Cross listed.