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The 10 Horrifying Signs That You've Turned Into A Southerner.

You were Northern through and through. Then you got the job of your dreams/a job that actually paid you money. But it was in London. Everything seemed to be going fine until one day, months on, you came back up north and realised - you'd become ONE OF THEM. The signs were all there - you just didn't realise it.

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1. Cheddar just doesn't cut it anymore.

One night you decide to be a bit adventurous and buy a slice of Sainsbury's Taste The Difference Brie for a treat. The next you're highlighting the merits of Stinking Bishop and choosing cheese boards over DESSERT. And you're calling it DESSERT now not PUDDING.
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One night you decide to be a bit adventurous and buy a slice of Sainsbury's Taste The Difference Brie for a treat. The next you're highlighting the merits of Stinking Bishop and choosing cheese boards over DESSERT. And you're calling it DESSERT now not PUDDING.

2. When you don't get any change from a fiver for a pint, you don't feel a sudden wave of panic.

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And when you buy a pint up North, you look confused when you get money back. Did they hear you right?

3. You have a set way of making your coffee and it's verrry intricate.

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Like, only you can make it. Everyone else's way sucks.

4. You start to laugh openly at other UK cities' puny attempts at public transport.

HA HA. HA. ha.

5. It's weird if people make an effort in what they wear when they go out to eat.

6. Two words. Bread Sauce.

ON YOUR CHIPS.
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ON YOUR CHIPS.

7. You visit other town centres and have to force yourself not to ask "is this it?"

Like...where's the nearest Paul?
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Like...where's the nearest Paul?

8. You smile smugly if you see people pressing the "Open Door" button on the tube.

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Foolish mortals. You will learn.

9. If a stranger tries to talk to you, you don't immediately greet them with open arms.

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STAY BACK! BACK I SAY!

10. A salad for lunch doesn't seem weird anymore.

HA HA I JOKE.

PIES WIN EVERY TIME!
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PIES WIN EVERY TIME!

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