1. Let's get started with the classic mixture of alcohol and bad behaviour at a hockey game.
2. Her act would have gone over much better here.
3. "Canadian very sorry."
4. In Canada, moose headlines are an entire genre unto themselves.
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8. But this — this — is the pinnacle.
9. Moose cause a lot of problems, but an angry beaver can terrorize an entire town.
10. "Still at large."
11. Deer, on the other hand, prefer to mess with your mind.
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13. Beware of cougars.
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15. In Canada, danger is everywhere.
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17. And crime is no joke.
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24. At least you can count on the cops to find the culprits.
25. They respond quickly to calls from the public.
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27. And move with haste to respond.
28. In fairness to them, there is a lot of crime at Tim Hortons.
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33. And then there's this, which is everything.
He made a video, too:
