This "life-transforming breathspray" promises to make you look and feel Canadian. It sells for $6.82 on Amazon.com but costs $10.89 on Amazon.ca because our dollar is in the toilet.
"Succumb to the fantasy!"
The back of the packaging says you'll "instantly experience an enhanced appreciation of fresh water lakes, rippling streams, moose, squirrels, bears, maple syrup, and loons. .... And, best of all, look and feel Canadian!"
Actually, the best part may be the reviews on Amazon. People are posting pretty much every awful Canadian stereotype ever as a testament to the effectiveness of the spray.