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It starts with him harassing you to go with him.
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He pulls some serious dad moves before you even get inside the store.
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The dad jokes begin immediately, and at your expense.
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He talks about tools as if he is passing on his most sacred Illuminati dad knowledge.
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He attracts unwanted attention.
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He does at least one thing to embarrass you.
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Then you do something embarrassing, too.
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Probably on this bike.
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He gets into an argument.
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He finds something in the store that just isn't right.
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He blames you for something he did.
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And starts getting angry.
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He rips a huge dad fart.
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Meanwhile he is taking forever.
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You regret ever agreeing to come with him.
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But then you realize this is his happy place. His store.
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And suddenly you are bonding because being in Canadian Tire with your dad is the greatest thing.
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Until he goes too far.
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You might get kicked out.
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Or, when you finally make it to the the checkout he pulls more dad shit.
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No mater what, he leaves with a deal.
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Even if he has to lie, he gets a deal.
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Even if it makes no sense, he gets a deal.
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And now that you've spent two hours together at Canadian Tire and fought and played and laughed and wanted to die, he totally ditches you.