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    Jul. 25, 2016

    33 Tweets About Dads At Canadian Tire That Are Too Real

    "My dad in Canadian Tire is literally me in Forever 21."

    1. It starts with him harassing you to go with him.

    when i get woken up because my dad doesnt wanna go to canadian tire alone.. -.-

    2. He pulls some serious dad moves before you even get inside the store.

    Dad glued back the product he bought at Canadian tire cause they don't accept opened products. #savage ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    3.

    My dad just had a honking war in the canadian tire parking lot #mature #likefatherlikedaughter

    4. The dad jokes begin immediately, and at your expense.

    my son thinks i killed that bear with my bear hands and let canadian tire botrow it

    5. He talks about tools as if he is passing on his most sacred Illuminati dad knowledge.

    My dad took me to the tool section of Canadian Tire and told me we're having 'father son bonding time' wow great dad

    6. He attracts unwanted attention.

    When ppl think my dad works at canadian tire cause he's wearing a red shirt ahaha

    7. He does at least one thing to embarrass you.

    So my dad took our dog into Canadian Tire and is just causally walking around with him I'm dying

    8.

    In Canadian Tire and Dad just starts singing Single Ladies #ok

    9.

    Overheard at Canadian Tire: dad rapping Macklemore lyrics to his daughter, who runs away yelling "no! Dad, stop! Nononononono!"

    10.

    my dad was singing All Of Me really loud in Canadian tire so I elbowed him in the stomach really hard

    11. Then you do something embarrassing, too.

    accidentally said "on my way to fuck your bitch" in front of my dad when riding this thing around Canadian Tire

    12. Probably on this bike.

    so im at canadian tire with my dad & sister, and I see this..๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    13. He gets into an argument.

    My dad getting in an argument with another dad while in line at Canadian Tire is such a dad thing to happen on #FathersDay.

    14. He finds something in the store that just isn't right.

    My dad is super peeved that Canadian Tire is selling sugar, and says, quote, "This is how you know there's something wrong with the world!"

    15. He blames you for something he did.

    My dad knocks over all the baskets at canadian tire: " jake, what the fuck are you doing bud"

    16. And starts getting angry.

    lol the awkward moment when your dad yells at u in Canadian tire for giving him advice on which lawnmower to buy

    17. He rips a huge dad fart.

    my dad just ripped a big fart in the middle of canadian tire

    18. You want to die.

    Im at canadian tire and my dad just farted and it smells so bad dad were in public r u srs

    19. Meanwhile he is taking forever.

    just spent 45 minutes in canadian tire while my dad picked out a ceiling fan. A CEILING FAN.

    FFS just pick one!

    20. So you wait.

    my dad takes foreverrr in Canadian Tire #selfies

    And wait.

    21. You regret ever agreeing to come with him.

    I never want to see my dad at Canadian Tire ever again.

    22. But then you realize this is his happy place. His store.

    My dad in Canadian Tire is literally me in Forever 21

    23. And suddenly you are bonding because being in Canadian Tire with your dad is the greatest thing.

    my dad just asked me to chase people around canadian tire with him, hes 53 and more immature then i am.

    24. Until he goes too far.

    Dad forced me to eat a leaf off a plant at Canadian Tire.. So that's how my day's going

    25. OMG DAD STOP.

    So today in Canadian tire my dad decided that we all had to hop on one foot until we all fall and I'm pretty sure I sprained my ankle

    26. You might get kicked out.

    My dad and i got kicked out of Canadian Tire today for jousting w pool noodles ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    27.

    my dad and i may get kicked out of canadian tire cause we're being two hooligans

    28. Or, when you finally make it to the the checkout he pulls more dad shit.

    My dad went through the checkout at Canadian Tire speaking with an Italian accent please kill me

    29.

    My dad is trying to play matchmaker and set me up with the nice Vietnamese boy that works at Canadian Tire.

    30. No mater what, he leaves with a deal.

    "what a smokin deal!" says my dad, wearing his white new balances, walking out of Canadian Tire with a new power drill under his arm

    31. Even if he has to lie, he gets a deal.

    My dad just got a seniors discount at Canadian tire, he's not even 50 yet this is hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    32. Even if it makes no sense, he gets a deal.

    My dad spent $400 on tinfoil and garbage bags at Canadian Tire just so he could get a $100 gift card... oh my goddd๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    33. And now that you've spent two hours together at Canadian Tire and fought and played and laughed and wanted to die, he totally ditches you.

    My dad just bought a bike from Canadian Tire and rode it home...

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