Kanye owns a pair of black leather jeans. "For my theme song, My leather black jeans on"
History isn't his strongest suit. "I keep it 300, like the Romans 300 bitches, where the Trojans?"
He's a werewolf and he knows it. "I'm aware I'm a wolf, Soon as the moon hit"
Hey, you can't keep 'Yeezus' waiting! "Hurry up with my damn massage, Hurry up with my damn ménage"
Also, waiters, be prompt with his pastries. "In a French-ass restaurant, Hurry up with my damn croissants"
Jesus knows him as 'Yeezus' and they've had a chat. "I just talked to Jesus He said, "What up Yeezus?"
There are two kinds of racism. "You see it's broke n***a racism, That's that "Don't touch anything in the store" And this rich n***a racism, That's that "Come in, please buy more."
He drives a Range Rover, badly. "When I park my Range Rover, Slightly scratch your Corolla, Okay, I smashed your Corolla."
He's all about birth-control. "Had to stop at 7-Eleven like I needed gas, I'm lyin', I needed condoms, don't look through the glass"
He's a 'Saucy' chap."Eatin' Asian p***y, all I need was sweet and sour sauce"
In an ideal world he would quite like to park his car IN the club. She say "Can you get my friends in the club?" "I say "Can you get my Benz in the club?" If not, treat your friends like my Benz Park they ass outside 'til the evening end."
He hates to dry-clean. "Step back, can't get spunk on the mink"
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