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    16 Things All Roller Derby People Know To Be True

    Because a booty block can do just about everything.

    1. Weave through slow walkers like a champ

    2. Opening and closing doors with a booty check

    3. Dancefloor game is so much stronger

    4. Basically just using your arse for everything

    5. Forever squeezing through gaps in the nick of time

    6. Never having stockings to wear in public because they're all full of holes

    7. Never worrying about how much you smell

    8. Your balance skills are off the chart

    9. Every time you hear a whistle, you look for the ref

    10. Being totally OK with people in your personal space

    11. Constantly being covered in bruises from scrimmage

    12. Barely anything hurts you anymore

    13. ...until you land on your own wheels

    14. Smack talk ends up becoming part of your daily life

    15. Preparing yourself to open your gear bag after a weekend of bouts

    16. What happens on the track, stays on the track