11 Stages A Bath Lover Goes Through When They Move Into A Place Without A Bath

Moving is hard. Moving into a house without a bath is harder.

1. Anger

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"I refuse to believe that I'm stuck without a bath for the next god-knows-how-long."

2. Denial

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"A year without a bath? I'll be fine. Everything with be fine."

3. Realisation

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"Oh my god what if I never get to have a bath again? What happens to all my bath bombs?"

4. Disgust

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"How are houses even allowed to exist without a bath? What kind of peasant house IS this?"

5. Desperation

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"There's a laundry sink, maybe I can fit in that for my daily soak."

6. Exhaustion

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"All these feels are making me so tired, maybe I'll have a ba–oh wait."

7. Bargaining

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"Maybe I can get my other bath-loving friends to let me use their bath. Please please pleeeeeease"

8. Jealousy

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"I bet all my friends with baths are having an *amazing* time right now. I hate them. I hate them all."

9. Sudden Awareness

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"Good lord, EVERYTHING is so DIRTY."

10. Acceptance

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"I'll probably never be able to relax in a bath again. Or at least until the lease ends."

11. Determination

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"I'm going to make sure that the next place has a bath. It's going to be the feature of the entire place, like the whole house was built around that damn bath."