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15 Olympic Sports Any Twentysomthing Could Totally Win

Where's the award for consecutive hours of Netflix watched?

1. Speed hating

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When you instinctively hate someone from a cursory glace. The colder the eyes, the golder the prize.

2. Synchronized selfies

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All submissions must be strictly #NoFilter.

3. Curling

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4. Netflix half marathon

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A thirteen hour event with disciplines in Scandal, House of Cards, and Doctor Who.

5. Cryathalon

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Common sponsors include Adele, your period, and the first ten minutes of Up.

6. Fryathalon

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In a plot twist, you only compete with team USA members.

7. Pieathalon

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Where you must eat an entire large single topping pizza in 30 minutes or less.

8. And while we're on the subject of pizza... pie-kwon-dough

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The Korean matrial art that tests determination, agility, and stomach elasticity.

9. Speed stalking

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Where an attractive stranger is introduced and the first one to find out the name of his favorite movie, ex-girlfriend, and first grade teacher wins.

10. Filter skating

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Athletes compete to transform a picture of Vladimir Putin into a hipster masterpiece of filtered art.

11. Pro Crastination

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Which won't actually be taking place until the next Olympics.

12. Luge lounging

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Lying still on a couch while navigating the plot twists and turns of Law and Order: SVU.

13. Drunk diving

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Involuntarily climbing up on and eventually falling off of raised surfaces while intoxicated.

14. Job sledding

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Beginning work atop a mountain of high hopes before quickly spiraling down a mountain of procrastination.

15. BMX: which, of course, stands for Britney, Madonna, X-tina

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Contestants channel their inner diva and let the baddest bitch win.

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