1. I will stop ordering pizza past 1 am.
2. I will not let more than four days go by without any physical activity.
3. I will eat something green every day.
4. And while we're talking about guacamole...I won't eat Chipotle more than three times a week.
5. I will stop hating that one skinny bitch.
6. I will stop using my period as an excuse...
7. I will have confidence and know I'm beautiful without needing anyone to tell me.
8. I will start drinking wine out of a glass and water out of a bottle.
9. I will stop pretending coffee is a food group.
10. I won't do this.
11. I will stop considering hummus a meal...
12. ...and grilled cheese as a snack.
Eh, who are we kidding?
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