3 REASONS TO CARRY A PLASTIC SPOON

wait a plastic spoon? what could that possibly be good for? how about impressing the ladies, for starters?

1. You know what they say about the length of your plastic spoon...

1) metal silverware is so pase. whats with people putting metal into their mouths when they don't have to? i'll never understand that

2) do they honestly expect you to eat with those tiny wooden planks when you buy their ice cream treats? there's not even a divet

3) and i bet this one applies to more of you out there than you know...it just so happens that your best friend who is currently worlds away used to take turns with her best friend, carrying around the magical red dq spoon. whoever was carrying it was in for some good luck. until now it was thought that said magical spoon had broken in half. in all actuality, the magical red dq spoon had faked its own death and illegally immigrated to the us only to have a sex and color change in an attempt to disguise itself, now himself. so help out Plastic Spoon by carrying around your own and who knows, you might just bring yourself a little luck too!