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Move To A Small Town And Meet Your Weirdly Suspicious Neighbor

Time to introduce yourself! Which door do you knock on first?

Your neighbor is inviting you in! What's the welcome food?

Pick an aesthetic for your new house 

Oh oh, you're being called out during the town meeting. What did you do?

What are you most afraid of?

What's your favorite thing to do around town?

You feel like you're being followed. Which way are you taking home?

Congrats, you made it home! How do you end the evening?

Gertrude may look like your sweet Granny next door, but oh boy, you could not be more wrong! Under her hand-knitted pot holders and behind her well-assorted tea collection, you can find the darkest of magic spells and potions. She remembers every curse but, oh…did she remember to feed the cat?

person holding yellow flowers during daytime

Gertrude

Angelica is the textbook housewife! Perfectly trimmed lawn, always a fresh cake in the oven, and that smile that creeps the hell out of you. You’re always welcome for 5 o‘clock tea, but you better don’t go wandering around the house or look into the basement. By the way, where’s her husband?

woman in red sleeveless dress holding pie

Angelica

Where did Bob come from? Nobody dared to ask since he started showing up at town meetings. Bob only eats pasta and he drives a family van, even though he lives alone. Only sometimes you can catch a glimpse through his curtains — but since you spotted his doll collection, you better refrain from doing that again.

Albert loves to play chess, read a book, tell inappropriate jokes, and drink red wine. Is it…really red wine, though? Also, you’ve found a picture of the first town meeting in 1897, and one of the founders looks strikingly like Albert.

man in black suit standing beside white concrete wall during daytime

Albert

Aww, just a cute little girl! Ruth loves to have fun on the playground, run after the ice cream truck, or stand in your hallway with her twin sister in the middle of the night! But don’t worry, nobody else in town has ever seen her.

Ruth

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Move To A Small Town And Meet Your Weirdly Suspicious Neighbor

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