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When people ask you if you want kids
And any time a child comes within a 10 foot radius you’re just like
You seriously cannot understand why your friends babysit
And when people show you baby pictures you have to remind yourself to act normal
When someone asks you to hold their baby you're like
You avoid Toys R Us and Babies R Us like the damn plague
And when extended family members bring their kids on holidays it may as well be like
When you're seated next to a baby on an airplane
And when said baby starts crying on the plane you're just like
When you find yourself alone with a kid
But on the inside all you want to do is this
When you get an evite to a baby shower
And subsequently find yourself in the baby section of Target just wanting to do this
And yes you have to deal with the mothers that think you have a black hole for a heart
But you do you, with or without kids
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