coryannb

I am currently plotting to take over the world from my basement. The problem is that I do not have a basement! Dang it BATMAN :( I like to think of myself as a zappy person. Not because I am a zappy person but because I think the word zappy is a great word.... I tell good stories, mostly from my bizarre work history and checkered past. I have a very dark, dry sense of humor and I appreciate the same in others. I grew up around a lot of books and are still a avid reader. I like to play pool despite the inevitable futility of my efforts. I'm not easily embarrassed, shocked, or offended. I'm independent to a fault. Beware if you don't like: Inappropriate laughter. Sarcasm. Deadpanning. or being told offensive jokes because I do all of the above.

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