31 Things That Happen After 5pm On A Friday

Drinking, grinding and more drinking.

1. 5pm - Your work colleagues become strangers

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2. 5:05pm - Someone in the office intercepts your walk to the door and attempts to talk to you about your weekend

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Don’t they realise they are wasting precious drinking time

3. 5:12pm - You finally manage to leave the office and feel as happy as this guy

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4. 5:27pm - You meet up with a friend

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5. 5:30pm - You head to a bar that neither of you would normally go to

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6. 5:40pm - You enter the bar feeling sexy and ready for drinking

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7. 5:50pm - You finally make it to the front of the bar queue

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8. 5:51pm - You roll your eyes at the bartenders incompetence

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9. 5:57pm - You check out the talent in the bar

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10. 6:12pm - You rejoice when the rest of your friends arrive

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But there is always that one angry friend who had a bad day and can’t communicate until they have a drink

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11. 6:19pm - The real drinking commences

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12. 7:00pm - You start dancing. You think you look like this…

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When really you look more like this…

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13. 8:15pm - You check out the hotties in the bar

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14. 8:19pm - You approach and attempt to flirt

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15. 8:30pm - You realise you are way too drunk to be sexy and you need to lower your standards

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16. 8:48pm - You spot someone who looks drunk and easy

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17. 8:53pm - You make your move

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18. 8:54pm - It didn’t take long

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19. 9:15pm - You spend some time being all like…

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20. 9:45pm - Their friends tell them they are too drunk and take them home. Leaving you like…

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21. 9:47pm - You drink more

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22. 10:10pm - You bump into a work colleague and say embarrassing things that you will regret on Monday

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23. 10:40pm - You freak your colleague out by talking too closely to their face, shouting too loudly in their ear and showering them with alcohol spit. They leave.

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24. 10:45pm - More dancing

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25. 11:08pm - You take a long hard look at yourself in the bathroom mirror and decide that being drunk in work attire looks weird. You grab a friend and you leave.

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26. 11:10pm - You and your friend discuss how you blame your drunkness on the fact that you both skipped dinner and head to McDonalds.

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27. 11:30pm - You finish your meal and decide that you need to order more fries for the journey home

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28. 11:48pm - You and your friend have a deep and meaningful drunk conversation in the back of a taxi. Someone might cry.

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29. 12:15am - You are pleased with yourself for making it home at a reasonable hour.

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30. 12:26am - You get into bed and stalk the person you met tonight on Facebook. You think to yourself that you had a lucky escape.

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31. 12:40am - You pass out

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