Would You Try Roy's Lemonade?

    I would. But then, I'm a sucker for good advertising.

    The tagline under "Roy's Fresh Lemonade" reads:

    "If our lemons were any fresher, you'd slap 'em!"

    Alternate copy for Roy's Lemonade Hearse:

    • Replenish lost body fluids (BOOM)

    • YOLO (sorry)

    • No Preservatives (heh?)