Smoke ‘em of ya got ‘em, boys!
Just 2,120(!) empty Chesterfield packs gets you a date with the amazingly-proportioned Polly Jo!
Limited time offer — hurry, before one of you gets lung cancer!
(Ad from the 1960s, I don’t have the exact year)
Last week: Sometimes, a cigar is not just a cigar.
- A powerful magnitude-6.1 earthquake struck Italy Wednesday night, hours after a smaller magnitude-5.5 quake struck the same region.
- Police are investigating after someone destroyed Donald Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame star with a sledgehammer early Wednesday.
- Apple has delayed shipping its new wireless Airpods headphones that were supposed to go out to iPhone 7 users this month. 🎧
- Donald Trump bashed Hillary Clinton for going to an Adele concert after critics slammed him for promoting his new hotel.