Smoke ‘em of ya got ‘em, boys!
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(Ad from the 1960s, I don’t have the exact year)
Last week: Sometimes, a cigar is not just a cigar.
- Donald Trump accused former Miss Universe Alicia Machado of being in a sex tape, calling her "disgusting." He's appeared in a softcore porn.
- The hair vitamins promoted by the Kardashians make "largely inaccurate" nutrient claims, according to lab tests.
- In a newly released video deposition, Trump implied he planned to call Mexicans "rapists" when he announced his presidential run.