1. From the ground up...underage skirts! Via one the world's largest airplane manufacturers (at the time, 1960).
2. The last place, Triscuits?
3. Well, if he's a mule, the drugs might be up his ass.
4. Your WHAT?
5. Why would they positon the bottles like that?
6. Big Sugar, ladies and gentlemen. The copy: "There's a useful psychological effect, too. The good natural sweetness of sugar is like a little reward that promotes a sense of satisfaction and well-being."
7. The ellipsis doesn't really help. 1965 ad.
8. The wonderful pun skills of Kenneth Cole.
