Sorry poor people, only upper class swells will get to enjoy the pleasurable experience of sucking on a cold little dick.
Said Steve Ridgeway, Virgin Atlantic CEO:
“While Richard would love to be able to sit and enjoy a drink with all of our passengers, his schedule means that it simply isn’t possible. Now he is able to join our guests “in spirit” on one of the upper class cabin’s first flights as they raise a toast to their trip and the exciting times ahead.”
It took a team of four skilled designers six weeks to create the moulds for the Dick cubes. They got exact measurements of Sir Richard’s head using detailed photographic techniques and laser scanning technology, according to the Daily Mail.
Nothing phallic here, move on.
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