Ventriloquist Dummy Photos Will Scare The Crap Out Of You

    The portraits are from a new book by celebrity photographer Matthew Rolston titled Talking Heads: The Vent Haven Portraits."

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    BuzzFeed Staff

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    Rolston found the retired ventriloquist puppets housed at the Vent Haven Museum in Fort Mitchell, Kentucky.

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    Don't worry, my neck is cracked, I'm dead.

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    Jesus pants-shitting Christ, those EYES.

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    (shudder)

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    It's Howdy Doody-my-pants Time.

    See more of the nightmares here.
    And buy Rolston's book here.