1. From a workplace notepad. 2. Break a leg, we don't give a crap. 3. Yes, of course we have an "E.R." in our "hospital." 4. You know what — I'm just going to go shit somewhere else. 5. Fake IDs only, please. 6. Actually, these quotes are "correct" That's because the good doctor Everett was delivering a lecture about how sexual assault is not a real issue on college campuses or the nation in general. Read the story on Jezebel. 7. "Mr. No One Else, please report to the staff room." 8. ...what you call "Valuables," you poor, poor person. 9. Well, at least "Hi" is correct. 10. That's really one word I NEVER want to see in quotes. 11. Gun store mocks self, LOL. Most of the photos are via the "blog" of "unnecessary" quotation marks.And, you can buy the Book of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks — which features the best of the best — right here.