1. Let's face it — this drunken idiot connects with more consumers than the fat kid jogger.
2. This is my favorite.
3. The economy's fucked. Why shouldn't I be?
5. Penis parody of a Cannes Lion-winning Pictionary campaign.
6. Milka is a Swiss chocolate brand.
7. I don't know — it just works for me, maybe because his nose is shaped like a Perrier bottle?
8. Perfect. Here's the original.
If this is your Tumblr, CONTACT ME.
You are doing it right.