The Shootinest Texas Car Dealership Commercials Ever

He is Rik Melartin (aka “The Finnisher”). In February, he grabbed his gun and chased down a robbery suspect. Then, he made some TV commercials.

Here’s the back story again, in case you didn’t click it above.

“Da Finnisher” is Finnish, I’m guessing.

He is a neighborhood-watching hero.

I wouldn’t wear your hoodie to John Keating Chevrolet.

His gun is a Desert Eagle, btw.

What a country.

Two more spots below.

3. I’m not a hero…but occasionally I do heroic things.”

4. “If there’s a damsel in distress, I say ‘not on my watch.’”

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