You can relax. It expired 24 years ago.
It comes from a time when the Sunday paper and its MASSIVE accompanying packet of Free Standing Insert coupon ads ruled the day.
Has any ad ever sold a product better than this one?
I want to slam my face into that pile of fucking so-called “whipped cream” and die in a sugar haze.
- Caitlyn Jenner told President Trump his administration's rollback of protections for transgender kids was a "disaster" 😳
- Kim Jong Nam, the half-brother of North Korea's leader, was killed with a chemical weapon last week at an airport in Malaysia.
- A Kansas man shot three people after allegedly yelling "get out of my country." He thought two of them were Middle Eastern, but they weren't.
- Beyoncé is backing out of Coachella under doctors' advice. But she plans to headline the festival again in 2018 😭🐝