When I was this boy’s age, I was already masturbating to real Playboys (my Dad stored them in the closet right outside my bedroom).
2. PF Flyers — the biggest advertising lie in history.
4. One of the dumbest things I’ve ever read.
7. Me too.
11. Me too.
See them all here.
UPDATE: I deleted one of these confessions that upset a couple of people who said it was “racist.” It read: “…I thought black people pooped white.” This post is a collection from the top-ranked confessions of the meme, I didn’t write them, to clarify.
- One of the nation's top legal groups is seeking a wide array of records from four federal agencies to challenge Donald Trump's potential business conflicts.
- The turnout at Trump's inaugural concert was much smaller compared to the crowd that showed up for Obama's 2009 celebration.
- Notorious Mexican drug lord Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán has been extradited to the United States to face multiple charges.
- Gingers rejoice! A redhead emoji may be coming your way soon 🙌