The Best Gay Cruise Jingle Ad Ever

All aboard if you’ve got spunk…Lubed up chums in every bunk…

“Chocolate starfish up close to you…”

Sounds and looks way more fun than the singles cruise for the one percent.

The jingle is such a lost art in today’s ad land.
I added another verse:

“Ahoy Ahoy, it’s 2,000 Boys
Come on the Big Cruise…
Swab the Poop Deck, Don’t be Coy
Comes on the Big Cruise…”

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