“Chocolate starfish up close to you…”
Sounds and looks way more fun than the singles cruise for the one percent.
The jingle is such a lost art in today’s ad land.
I added another verse:
“Ahoy Ahoy, it’s 2,000 Boys
Come on the Big Cruise…
Swab the Poop Deck, Don’t be Coy
Comes on the Big Cruise…”
- At least 10 people, including the gunman, are dead after a shooting at a mall in Munich, Germany.
- Hillary Clinton has picked Virginia Sen. Tim Kaine as her running mate. He was considered a favorite for the ticket.
- Employees at a textile factory that made Trump shirts report dangerous, abusive conditions — harsh even for Honduras.