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    The Best Gay Cruise Jingle Ad Ever

    "All aboard if you've got spunk...Lubed up chums in every bunk..."

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    "Chocolate starfish up close to you..."

    Sounds and looks way more fun than the singles cruise for the one percent.

    The jingle is such a lost art in today's ad land.
    I added another verse:

    "Ahoy Ahoy, it's 2,000 Boys
    Come on the Big Cruise...
    Swab the Poop Deck, Don't be Coy
    Comes on the Big Cruise..."