"Chocolate starfish up close to you..."
Sounds and looks way more fun than the singles cruise for the one percent.
The jingle is such a lost art in today's ad land.
I added another verse:
"Ahoy Ahoy, it's 2,000 Boys
Come on the Big Cruise...
Swab the Poop Deck, Don't be Coy
Comes on the Big Cruise..."