The Best 9-Year-Old Kid In A Commercial Ever

    He's a fast-talking Aussie named Teddy. And he's here — representing IKEA — to tell us adults to slow the hell down.

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    Teddy's got himself a future as a professional talker of some sort.

    The boy is fed up with his parents not having enough time for quality time. He gives them (and us) an amazing litany of complaints. Of course, it's only through the magic of modern editing that it sounds like Teddy spews his endearing pitch in one breath. And, look at that: the surreal walk-through scenario is a great way for IKEA to show us a lot of their furniture.

    So: the precocious Camp Gyno tampon girl has some competition.

    Ad agency: The Monkeys, Redfern, Australia.