1. I've never wanted to punch an ad more than this one.
2. I've never wanted to punch a billboard more than this one.
3. Let's cover all our sexual orientation bases.
4. This one makes me ill reading it, really.
5. Every time Cole makes a bad pun, another copywriter takes up heroin.
6.
7. Ugh.
8. Mile. Fucking. Pebbles. Via Ameriprise.
9. Luckily, Durex failed to make this horrible thing stick.
