The Argus is a 133-year old newspaper based in Brighton and Hove in East Sussex, England.
According to Wikipedia, the paper is a bit of trouble with a near-20% drop in circulation in 2012.
This tabloid needs to stay solvent, so that their headline writers can keep churning out these stop-you-in-your-tracks gems.
- Donald Trump responded to the father of a fallen Muslim American soldier who criticized him at the DNC, saying, "I've made a lot of sacrifices."
- Luke Aikins became the first skydiver to successfully jump out of a plane without a parachute. He landed on a net 🌎💪
- Sixteen people died after a hot air balloon caught fire and crashed in Texas Saturday.