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22 Funniest Floating Head Ads

Back in the mid-20th century, before the creative Mad Men came along and swept them aside, spokes-heads were the tits.

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And, soft shrooms.

And, soft shrooms.

2.

I'm getting head tonight...oh wait.

I'm getting head tonight...oh wait.

3.

I'm good at cunnilingus.

I'm good at cunnilingus.

4.

Clean-shaven submissive head of sales seeks Dom with barbed wire.

Clean-shaven submissive head of sales seeks Dom with barbed wire.

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5.

What stomach?

What stomach?

6.

Burping out his neck.

Burping out his neck.

7.

Can't drown without lungs.

Can't drown without lungs.

8.

Get the mop ready!

Get the mop ready!

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9.

Lung cancer, smung cancer.

Lung cancer, smung cancer.

10.

What he said.

What he said.

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Yeah, I need a jockstrap like I need another hole in my head.

Yeah, I need a jockstrap like I need another hole in my head.

12.

Seems legit.

Seems legit.

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13.

The bodiless porter is singin' the blues cause all the businessmen are using Listerine to get rid of their dandruff, so he ain't got no suit brushing to do, which equals no tips. Also, because he has no penis.

The bodiless porter is singin' the blues cause all the businessmen are using Listerine to get rid of their dandruff, so he ain't got no suit brushing to do, which equals no tips. Also, because he has no penis.

14.

I can't get...AHEAD.

I can't get...AHEAD.

15.

They sacrificed their bodies in the war, but at least they get free ice cream.

They sacrificed their bodies in the war, but at least they get free ice cream.

16.

Pretty. I bet she's got a hot bod.

Pretty. I bet she's got a hot bod.

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17.

No bodies = more space.

No bodies = more space.

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Even celebs were be-bodied in ads.

Even celebs were be-bodied in ads.

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21.

Arthur Godfrey's big head.

Arthur Godfrey's big head.

22.

No, not an ad, but Fats Waller.

No, not an ad, but Fats Waller.

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