And, soft shrooms.
I’m getting head tonight…oh wait.
I’m good at cunnilingus.
Clean-shaven submissive head of sales seeks Dom with barbed wire.
Burping out his neck.
Can’t drown without lungs.
Get the mop ready!
Lung cancer, smung cancer.
What he said.
Yeah, I need a jockstrap like I need another hole in my head.
The bodiless porter is singin’ the blues cause all the businessmen are using Listerine to get rid of their dandruff, so he ain’t got no suit brushing to do, which equals no tips. Also, because he has no penis.
I can’t get…AHEAD.
They sacrificed their bodies in the war, but at least they get free ice cream.
Pretty. I bet she’s got a hot bod.
No bodies = more space.
Even celebs were be-bodied in ads.
Arthur Godfrey’s big head.
No, not an ad, but Fats Waller.
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