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The 12 Best/Worst Local Business Taglines

Graded A++ to F.

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3.

I've seen many "drop your pants" dry cleaner slogans, but this one wins because of the "prompt attention" ending.

EDIT: "Drop your pants here and receive prompt attention." Always look to make any tagline shorter. ALWAYS.

Grade: B-.

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12.

And, the best local tagline in history.

It's so good, that, after using the line for nine fucking years, Northampton's Sofa King was reprimanded by the UK's ASA, because, "[the ad] could be interpreted as a derivative of the swear word 'fuck', which consumer research had found to be a word so likely to offend that it should not be used in ads at all, even when it was relevant to the name of a product..."

BULLSHIT.

Grade: A++.