Buzz·Posted on Feb 16, 2013The 12 Best/Worst Local Business TaglinesGraded A++ to F.by copyranterBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. The exclamation points are overkill. You've got a great line, no need to be insecure about it. Grade: B. 2. A local plastic surgeon.A tad long, but very memorable. Grade: A-. 3. I've seen many "drop your pants" dry cleaner slogans, but this one wins because of the "prompt attention" ending.EDIT: "Drop your pants here and receive prompt attention." Always look to make any tagline shorter. ALWAYS.Grade: B-. 4. Not original, and unappetizing. Grade: D. 5. Local cement company.So? So can every other cement company.Grade: D. 6. But what do I get out out doing business with you?Grade: C. 7. Brilliant.Grade: A+. 8. Hey, Harvard, right?Grade: B. 9. Rhyming can be good.At least their slogan tells you what they do.Grade: B-. 10. Of Superior, Wisconsin.Usually, I take off points for vulgarity.But here, it works perfectly.Grade: A. 11. Of San Francisco.WHAT?!?Grade: F. 12. And, the best local tagline in history.It's so good, that, after using the line for nine fucking years, Northampton's Sofa King was reprimanded by the UK's ASA, because, "[the ad] could be interpreted as a derivative of the swear word 'fuck', which consumer research had found to be a word so likely to offend that it should not be used in ads at all, even when it was relevant to the name of a product..."BULLSHIT.Grade: A++.