The 12 Best World War II STD Posters

    Our boys had five enemies: Hitler, Tojo, Mussolini, Syphilis, and Gonorrhea.

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    If you were this poor model, would you have carried the ad around as a pick-up line?

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    Homer Simpson voice (click): boobies.

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    THE FLOATING GREEN HAND OF (possible) DEATH.

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    "Procurable" being the optimal word here.

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    So, always use a dick bag, boys.

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    Great headline.

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    Put a helmet on that soldier, soldier.

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    Loose lips sink ships. Loose women etc. etc. Wait, is that gun my penis? I'm confused.

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    [*Uranus joke*]

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    ALL of them? What—did they all sit on the same toilet seat on that train?

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    Wow, those Mussolini and Tojo caricatures are hideous.