1. Via skymall. Show your “lover” how “solid” your “bond” is.
2. So, it’s either warmish or stolen bread.
3. Mystery Meat.
4. The Lesson: Don’t break out the quote marks anywhere near the word “meat”
5. Who knows what in the Hell that switch actually does.
6. In other words, “LOL FUCK YOU”
7. See, if you hadn’t used the unnecessary quotation marks, it would still be in the staff room.
8. The one thing you can be sure of IS that this IS not their brewery.
10. All I can do is scream obscenities while trying to read this mess.
11. Buy The Book…
Buy the Book of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks — which features the best of the best — right here.
- Confused refugees question what's next as French authorities begin to clear out the Calais "Jungle" camp.
- Donald Trump keeps questioning polls and insisting he's winning — even as most show him behind nationally.
- At least 59 people were killed in an overnight militant attack at a police center in Quetta, Pakistani officials say.
- These parents came up with maybe the best dirty Halloween couple's costume ever. Parents ftw 😂👏