A BLUE van? That’s very non-religious.
Waiter? Blackjack dealer? Groom?
Probably the guy above in the black pants and white dress shirt.
SOMETHING IS NOT WHERE IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE…
Probably the beginning of a robbery tunnel.
The person who compiles these reports for the Mercury News obviously has a sense of humor.
Yes, because burglars are well known to whistle while casing.
I need to know what the hawk was eating.
- At least 36 people have died in a suicide bombing attack on Istanbul's international airport, Turkish officials said.
- The president of the EU Council says the bloc's leaders want UK's exit plans "to be specified as soon as possible."
- More athletes — nearly all of them golfers — have pulled out of the Rio Olympics over Zika virus concerns.