1. 1. Dark Dog energy drink
I have no idea why they did pixelated non-dick-vertising. No idea. Via France.
2. 2. Skyy vodka
Do I have to explain it to you?
3. 3. Skyy cherry vodka
Tell me those cherries don’t represents balls, and I’ll tell you you suck.
4. 4. Diesel
Photoshopped big package.
5. 5. Diesel
Diesel’s limited edition Iron Man packaging, which looks like a man gripping his pene. Via Mexico.
6. 6. Largo tomato juice
All the way from Estonia. Translation: “Good for potency”.
7. 7. Playstation 3, via Austria
Yes, that’s a thumb penis.
8. 8. Bice bread, via Italy
Personally, I don’t want to eat penis and testes bread.
9. 9. Fat Yak ale
Via Australia. Tastes like Yak piss/semen?
10. 10. Fragoli
TOO MUCH TEETH!
12. 12. Hung
This is how you do a penis billboard, Workaholics people. Via New Zealand.
13. 13. Tom Ford
Just a woman biting a Fuck You Finger, not your penis.
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