When Woody first parroted the cop, I fucking doubled over with laughter.
What a perfectly simple ad to sell that stupid thing.
Tell me you don’t want one.
Of course, I would want mine to translate my words to Russian.
You can buy him here.
Ad agency: Smetana.
- H.R. McMaster was due to retire from the Army. Now he holds what could become one of the most powerful positions in Washington.
- Milo Yiannopoulos has resigned from Breitbart News after he was accused of defending pedophilia in an old video.
- Chris Brown was ordered to stay away from his ex-girlfriend after he allegedly threatened to shoot and kill her, court documents show.
- A 2-year-old boy lost a race at school after he spotted his dad and ran to hug him instead of crossing the finish line 👦💨💞