What’s the math on that?
No sales are final?
Every third sale is final?
The “best” factory-made non-Cuban cigars money can buy.
Do you, in fact, have any apples?
So, “Penis” waxing.
That guy’s nose on the left…
Early 20th century motivation poster.
YEAH, we’ll take that brilliant concept of yours very seriously.
I’ll, uh, just use the next stall.
Well, the underlining is correct…
Even if you’re a little bit pregnant, I guess.
NEVER put beer in quotes, unless you want a bar brawl.
It’s so much less mean in quotes.
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