What’s the math on that?
No sales are final?
Every third sale is final?
The “best” factory-made non-Cuban cigars money can buy.
Do you, in fact, have any apples?
So, “Penis” waxing.
That guy’s nose on the left…
Early 20th century motivation poster.
YEAH, we’ll take that brilliant concept of yours very seriously.
I’ll, uh, just use the next stall.
Well, the underlining is correct…
Even if you’re a little bit pregnant, I guess.
NEVER put beer in quotes, unless you want a bar brawl.
It’s so much less mean in quotes.
- Donald Trump was sworn in as the 45th president of the United States of America. 🇺🇸
- Anti-Trump protesters and police clash in Washington, DC, during the inauguration. Cars and storefronts have been vandalized, over 90 arrested.
- US officials didn't know drug lord Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán was being extradited from Mexico to the United States until the day it happened.
- And as many as eight survivors have been found after a deadly avalanche buried a hotel in Italy.