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METH Ads — Nothing But METH Ads

20 ads, in honor of the final season of Breaking Bad. TRIGGER WARNING: These ads will definitely send tweakers scurrying for their pipe. Also, disturbing images.

1. United States.

NOT EVEN ONCE.

Above was the most derided ad from a much derided and parodied NOT EVEN ONCE campaign by the Montana Meth Project.

The organization pulled this execution once the message finally got through their thick skulls that the ad read like a coupon.

The deadly trap of ad copywriting semantics. Not Even Once.

Enjoy this trip through Iceland, kiddies.

But first, to get you in the mood, check out these hilarious NOT EVEN ONCE catnip parody ads.

2.

Via adsoftheworld.com

You mean my tweaker girlfriend and I will be thrown in the same cell? COOL!

3.

4. WHAT THE FUCK? You JUST said (in the above billboard) that I'd "never worry about lipstick on my teeth again." LIARS!

5.

Via coloribus.com

Oh please.
Many hot babes dig the disaffected unclean look.
And dude's a rock star, he's on a billboard.

6. BUT ALL HE STEALS ARE REMOTES. IDIOT.

7. Wait: Who's the methhead, you or your daughter, or both?

8.

Via adsoftheworld.com

Don't worry, NOTHING can change who you are.
Haven't you taken Philosophy 101 yet?

9. New York City

Via copyranter.blogspot.com

NYC government — forever terrible at PSAs.
After Hurricane Katrina, they thought they'd try to capitalize on the hype.
SMDH.
All they did was give downtown methheads another cool nickname for their drug.

10. South Africa.

Via adsoftheworld.com

Meth is called Tik in South Africa.
Second ad from the campaign below.

11. South Africa.

Via adsoftheworld.com

Beautiful art direction.
Maybe too beautiful.
That sexy pipe bubble trigger will probably send tweakers sprinting to their dealers.

12. Austria.

Via adsoftheworld.com

These are your teeth on Meth.
Read the copy, pretty funny.

8 United States TV commercials

Each one is more ham-handed and overacted than the next.
Pick your fave.

13. If those three cute kiddies were on METH, I'll shoot horse into my eyeballs.

View this video on YouTube

14. Dun Dun DUN — the Ghost of Tina Future.

View this video on YouTube

15. DON'T BE THAT GUY!

View this video on YouTube

16. Really? Grabbing his leg?

View this video on YouTube

17. O-K, kudos for creepy guy casting.

View this video on YouTube

18. Ooh, taking us: INSIDE A METH DEN.

View this video on YouTube

19. Jesus, he just wants his X-Mas presents.

View this video on YouTube

20. Over-Dramatic Winner Winner, Crystal Dinner.

View this video on YouTube

21. This Brooklyn graffiti is a better METH ad than all the above TV spots.

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