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METH Ads — Nothing But METH Ads

20 ads, in honor of the final season of Breaking Bad. TRIGGER WARNING: These ads will definitely send tweakers scurrying for their pipe. Also, disturbing images.

1. United States.

NOT EVEN ONCE.

Above was the most derided ad from a much derided and parodied NOT EVEN ONCE campaign by the Montana Meth Project.

The organization pulled this execution once the message finally got through their thick skulls that the ad read like a coupon.

The deadly trap of ad copywriting semantics. Not Even Once.

Enjoy this trip through Iceland, kiddies.

But first, to get you in the mood, check out these hilarious NOT EVEN ONCE catnip parody ads.

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4. WHAT THE FUCK? You JUST said (in the above billboard) that I'd "never worry about lipstick on my teeth again." LIARS!

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6. BUT ALL HE STEALS ARE REMOTES. IDIOT.

7. Wait: Who's the methhead, you or your daughter, or both?

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9. New York City

10. South Africa.

11. South Africa.

12. Austria.

8 United States TV commercials

Each one is more ham-handed and overacted than the next.
Pick your fave.

13. If those three cute kiddies were on METH, I'll shoot horse into my eyeballs.

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14. Dun Dun DUN — the Ghost of Tina Future.

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15. DON'T BE THAT GUY!

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16. Really? Grabbing his leg?

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17. O-K, kudos for creepy guy casting.

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18. Ooh, taking us: INSIDE A METH DEN.

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19. Jesus, he just wants his X-Mas presents.

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20. Over-Dramatic Winner Winner, Crystal Dinner.

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21. This Brooklyn graffiti is a better METH ad than all the above TV spots.