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Ladies: Would You Go To A Wedding With These Two Bros?

They posted a creepy, albeit well written, craigslist ad looking for dates.

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I don't want to judge these two psychosbros too harshly, but the second line of their pitch would give me pause:

"We've been told by the bride that bringing dates is "mandatory" so we "won't harass all of my friends all night"..."

Redditor AbrahamAshley also notes: Centaurs rape human women.

Now, that's just too harsh. I'm sure they're harmless, fun-loving bro-mates who — for some unknown reason — have no girl friends to ask.

Previously: the best craigslist rock drummer ad ever.