I don't want to judge these two
psychosbros too harshly, but the second line of their pitch would give me pause:
"We've been told by the bride that bringing dates is "mandatory" so we "won't harass all of my friends all night"..."
Redditor AbrahamAshley also notes: Centaurs rape human women.
Now, that's just too harsh. I'm sure they're harmless, fun-loving bro-mates who — for some unknown reason — have no girl friends to ask.
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