I don’t want to judge these two
psychosbros too harshly, but the second line of their pitch would give me pause:
“We’ve been told by the bride that bringing dates is “mandatory” so we “won’t harass all of my friends all night”…”
Redditor AbrahamAshley also notes: Centaurs rape human women.
Now, that’s just too harsh. I’m sure they’re harmless, fun-loving bro-mates who — for some unknown reason — have no girl friends to ask.
Previously: the best craigslist rock drummer ad ever.
- Donald Trump was sworn in as the 45th president of the United States of America. 🇺🇸
- Over 90 people have been arrested as anti-Trump protesters and police clash in Washington, DC, during the inauguration.
- US officials didn't know drug lord Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán was being extradited from Mexico to the United States until the day it happened.