Before coming to work at BuzzFeed, I was an ad copywriter for 20 years.
I wrote thousands of taglines in that time (scant few good ones, none that you know).
After reading through all the comments on this Reddit post, I picked out my favorites.
But there were many other good ones.
Either there are a lot of ad veteran redditors, or there are a lot of redditors who could get good jobs in advertising, if they wanted to.
Enjoy their creativity.
This is my favorite, I think.
Honorable mention: “Probably Money Laundering”
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