How Women Talk With Their Gams

From a 1969 “Playboy.” We live in a “Utopian leggy domain.” Learn how to be king, clueless young man.

Study was done by a clinical psychologist, so, 100% legit. First up, the “Organizer” (easy lay, just dress neat, talk clearly, and clean your balls thoroughly)

The Schemer (easy lay, just let her win at everything), the Conformist (easy lay, just boss her around), and the Perfectionist (easy lay, just be a problem child).

The Social Worker (easy lay, just be fake kind), the Emancipated Woman (easy lay, just take her away), and the Philanthropist (easy lay, just come on easy and breezy).

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