How To Tell Good People From Bad People

A 1960 pamphlet given out to children by? — funeral homes.

1.

This pamphlet, from the early 1960s, was produced by the International Order of the Golden Rule, “a not-for-profit membership organization of independent, family-owned funeral homes located throughout North America and overseas.’

Yes, it was given out to children at viewings and visitations and such.

Enjoy.

2. “Yes, but what if I’m here at this funeral home because my Mommy and/or Daddy ARE DEAD?

3. That man looks perfectly nice.

4. Eleven exclamation points. That’s some nice art direction.

5. Or, run to the nearest funeral home, I guess.

6. If it’s Son of Flubber, I ain’t running anywhere.

7. Wait, what? I thought this was about people?

8. As you can see, this copy has been stamped by the Harry J. Will funeral home of Detroit, still in business.

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