Fucking Is Great…Just Not So Late.—Excellent tagline for a TV PSA.
Open on a moonlit shot of our loud lovers…digital clock reads 4:27 AM…Pull back to reveal Matt Damon sitting in a chair besides the bed…MATT: “Is this you? etc., etc…”:
- More than 90 people have died in Indonesia's earthquake, officials say. Thousands of rescuers are being deployed to the hit area.
- Fake news fools most Americans who read it — and Facebook is a major source, a BuzzFeed News survey has found 📰❌
- A refrigerator is being eyed as the possible origin of the fire at an Oakland warehouse party that killed 36 people, a law enforcement official said.
- An adorable 3-year-old boy proudly covered his kitchen with carrots in the greatest carrot heist of all time 😂👏