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How To Stop Your Neighbors From Having Loud Sex

Or, alternately, how to get the living crap beat out of yourself. One NSFW word ahead.

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Fucking Is Great...Just Not So Late.—Excellent tagline for a TV PSA.

Open on a moonlit shot of our loud clock reads 4:27 AM...Pull back to reveal Matt Damon sitting in a chair besides the bed...MATT: "Is this you? etc., etc...":